i have always wondered how police on bikes arrest people:
policeman: alright, get in the basket
guy: but i-
policeman: sir, don't make me use my horn




heeeeey peeps,
sorry i haven't posted in aaagggggggeeeesss i would say it's because i've been busy but that would be a complete and utter lie. All i have been doing these last couple of weeks is listening to Ed Sheeran ( i am obsessed with him at the moment) and watching the Olympics. the opening ceremony for the Olympics was actually A LOT better than i had expected which is always good. i liked the arctic monkeys' performance although i feel like i'm the only one who knew who they were before their performance also sir Paul McCartney's performance was good but i wish he sung more beatles songs. also Emma, the only 2 Beatles that are alive are sir Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr. my sister became a beatles addict and because of her so did i :)

Michael Jackson's sales rocketed after he died...

....just like to point that out to justin beiber's record company 

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  \_( ヅ )_/

hey peeps i can't believe show week is over and i also can't believe i'll be in year 8 soon and another thing i can't believe is that i WON THE JACK PETCHEY AWARD FOR DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!! that was most unexpected  as i only just started dancing last year and it was quite embarrassing because i was so sure i wouldn't get it so when she called out my name i didn't realise and Kate Melon Head had to poke me to get me to go up hehehehe oops... but oh well who cares??? there was another award for contribution which Emma won and EVERYONE BUT Emma knew she would get it, weelll guess that's Emma for you.

I saw the Olympic torch it was REALLY fun and i got a lloyds tsb ribbon thing   

ok i'm done- for now

                bye peeps!

I'm sorry but today it's a very depressing post. i recently saw this happening to a little boy:


my name is Chris, i am three
my eyes are swollen, i cannot see
i must be stupid, i must be bad 
what else could make my daddy so mad?
i wish i was better i wish i wasn't ugly
then maybe my mummy would still want to hug me
i can't say a word or do anything wrong
otherwise i'm locked up all day long
when i'm awake, i'm all alone
the house is dark, my folks aren't home
when my mum does come home, i'll try and be nice 
so maybe i'll just get one whipping tonight
i heard him curse i heard his car
my daddy is back from charlie's bar
he curses again, my name is called
i press myself against the wall
i try to hide from his evil eyes
i'm so afraid now, i'm starting to cry
he finds me weeping, calls me ugly words 
he says it's my fault he suffers at work
he slaps me and hits me and yells at me more
i finally get free and run to the door
but he's already locked it and i start to bawl
he takes me and throws me, hard against the wall
i fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken
but my daddy continues with more bad words spoken
i'm sorry! i scream but it's now much too late
his face has been twisted to a cold, heartless shape
the hurt and the pain again and again
oh please lord have mercy! oh please let it end!
he finally stops, and heads for the door, 
while i lay there, motionless, sprawled on the floor
my name is Chris and i am three
today my daddy murdered me

If some one has an imaginary friend, they're crazy but if thousands of people share that friend, it's a religion... 






Hey peeps i made up an amazing chorus in music the other day (we're making raps) and it's SOOOO amazing we decided not to use it. It goes like this: 

It's time for a change

but don't worry it's never too late or too soon

don't tell me the sky is the limit

when there's footprints on the moon (footprints on the moon)

sooooooo i don't really know what to say but i know things haven't been the best for me these last few weeks but this song makes it all better <3 

by peeps :)

when you think about it, sharks aren't that bad: if a random man came into your home with nothing but a speedo on you'd attack him too, right?


hey peeps sorry i haven't blogged in a while, but in fairness not many people have. I have had a good-ish day today: jacob wasn't in so i didn't have to put up with his constant taunting about the strawberry fair in english (yes, he STILL hasn't got over  that yet) but i had double German -ugh- it is sooooooooooooooooooooooo boring. then in food- tech i made a breakfast that i was really proud of. it was pancakes and strawberries and cream i'll post a picture up as soon as i can :) yesterday i had 3 hours of dancing and only a mini roll to get me through it, i did have juice but Melon Head drunk it all (. _. )     and with that i shall finish
 BYE PEEPS!

"2012 could happen, the world could end and my school would STILL be open"




i was going to wait until it snowed and my school was open to post that quote/saying/thing i made up/thingy-ma-bob/whatever you want to call it, but i thought i'd probably forget it by then...
  
I think i'm probably going to be moved down in english because we had our end of year exams today and yesterday and guess who COMPLETELY forgot about them?.. meeeeeeeeeeeeeee and then i went into panic mode and messed everything up. Don't believe me? well i forgot how to spell the word gray :( if i do well i'm going to post my story i did for my writing on here. Lucky for you i'm most likely to fail :/ also VISIT THIS BLOG : http://www.tubsysblog.blogspot.co.uk/ that is an order from me and it must be obeyed !!!!!! 

"Don't you just hate it when Wikipedia copies your entire homework?" 

I had my ballet exam yesterday (Friday) but i don't think it went very well i don't know why, but nothing felt right. So i'm probably going to get a really bad result (we don't get the results for another 3- 6 weeks) get upset and then curl up in a ball deep inside a cave D: i know it sounds a bit over exaggerated but it could happen- if i could find a cave... 

oh well life goes on   L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N by Noah and the whale


i know the song is a bit weird but it's one of my favourites <3

i can't believe the holidays are pretty much over they were the ABSOLUTE WORST holidays EVER they didn't feel like holidays AT ALL so in a weird way i'm kind of glad they're over *breathes giant sigh of relief* 
anyway bye peeps xxx

"Money can't buy happiness...
      ...but it can buy cupcakes and that's pretty damn close!"

It's the half term holidays but this time, they're not as calm and relaxing as usual: on Saturday we performed at the strawberry fair which wasn't as good as it has been in the past years - although our performance makes it instantly amazing. Today i had my ballet exam rehearsal and i am REALLY nervous also some people came round our house and they only told us at the last minute so we had to go into major clean-up mode. My actual ballet exam is on Friday and i  feel like i'm going to fail so badly. i'm pretty sure i'm forgetting something but i'm not sure what  so i'll have to leave it.
             
                         bye peeps :)

That awkward moment when you think you've lost something important and search everywhere only to realise it's in your bag 
( kate)






today was sooooooo embarrassing i had to perform at a fair. don't get me wrong i love dancing and performing is like my dream but not when we're doing Austin powers and everyone else was wearing a black top but i had to wear a bright red one because my dad couldn't be bothered to read a stupid e-mail. other than that it was wonderful. It was nice seeing my old school again with all the teachers and some of the people and i saw fia and FINALLY managed to give her the birthday present i got for her also we're having a barbecue today which absolutely awesome!!!! 




I've also learnt my spelling is atrocious- thank goodness for spell check- seriously i had to ask my friend how to spell religious the other day i feel ashamed. On the brighter side of life I've started reading the hunger games, i got them yesterday and i'm already half way through the book it is AMAZING!!!! 


I think that's about it bye peeps :)

"Some days you just feel like a tomato in a fruit basket: you technically belong but it just doesn't fell right."
               
that up there is the random quote of the day, yup that's right i'm starting a random quote of the day it just makes giving posts a title just that little bit more easier, fun and- hopefully- interesting.


anyway on Sunday i went and performed at the queens theatre it was really fun even though i only did one dance (not including the finale at the end with a move that i was so bad at, i looked like i was having a arm spasm- seriously). Also i found out that the internet isn't always very helpful as yesterday i tried to find out about the british empire's navy for homework and there was NOTHING this was the top result: chairs at argos. really? REALLY? c songs on it and stuff 
hairs? what have they got to do with the navy? honestly internets these days. sooo for my homework i asked this boy in my class who is AMAZING at history and he just told me a bunch of facts. i told him he was like a walking talking history encyclopedia but he said:  "i'm not an encyclopedia about history i AM history" personally i think encyclopedia is better but oh well :)


also happy 78th  birthday to Robert Moog i have no idea who he is but it was on google with that weird piano thing and you can press the keys and record




that's all for today bye peeps :D

kanky the button: reborn!!!

I'm back!!!!!
     
     with lots to talk about if i haven't forgotten it all :(








hhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii peeps 
i haven't been on here for aaaaggggeeeesssss - sorry about that although i do have a reason:
the charger to my laptop  died and when is say died i mean DIED it even had smoke coming out of it because of this i couldn't use my laptop (it can't last for longer than 30 seconds without its charger; we timed it) and being the clever person i am i forgot my login so i couldn't login from any other computer except this one because this one has it saved on. anyway, enough about that, loads of things have happened since my laptop died and i can't remember them all( my mind has selective memory it remembers random and useless information (. _.  ) ) here is a very undetailed list of stuff that happened:

• i got a new phone
• it was fia's b-day.  fia if you're reading this i still have your present and card
• i went to London - this wasn't very fun as my aunt came to England (from India) and we took her to London which was all great but what annoyed me was that we went all the way to London and didn't go in a SINGLE shop other than burger king 
• my aunt came from india                                                                                                                                            

and this is my favourite one drum roooolllllllll...

• I HAVE A BABY COUSIN- she's a girl and she's SOOOOOOO cute and as i've never had any baby girls around and they live about 2 minutes walking time away i'm there literally every weekend 

 i LOVE russell howard and this video is a MUST see ---------------------------------- |
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technology is sooooo evil

i swear technology HATES me 
first my phone went spazy now my laptop is about to die because it won't last 2 minutes without the charger (i am most certainly NOT exaggerating) and the charger's broken so it keeps stopping, uuuuggghhh. 


Anyway i kind of forgot  yesterday was st Patrick's day and i was gonna make my blog all green and irish-y but i'll have to do it today instead so please bear with me i know today is mothers day but i'd rather do the st patrick thing to be honest i don't know why. I remember in my old school when me and my besties <3 went round speaking in irish accents the whole day, it so fun and even one of the teachers joined in! 

I've just had karate and we learnt how to make a person trying to attack you with a knife fall on the floor really easily- i feel invisible! i also have to learn a new carter which is the longest one and it will probably take me about a year before i can grade again hmph :[

And to end how much does this look like Adam S only with a ginger beard? lol (only people from my school will get this)

SATURDAY!!!

firstly i am in SUCH a good probably because it's Saturday!
see those buttons somewhere over there -> yeah i made them.
They took me ages but i did it if you don't like your one and want it changed you can make your own one and send it to me or comment and i'll change it :)  Also i'm trying out different sized writing although you probably noticed that. I need to talk to emma but her phone seems to always be off so

 dear emma,
if you are out there reading this PLEASE call me it's important and if you have a million miss calls from me then that's because my phone has gone all spazy
love akansha

 with my phone every time i put headphones in it starts calling emma i don't know why but it's really annoying.

link to bob's blog :)

in other news robert (Emma's bf) has made a blog



anyway bye peeps!

fia's coming round!!!

i'm so excited ass one of my best friends are coming round mine in the hols and then we're going to go to nandos it will be soooo fun as i haven't seen her in ages!!! Also my phone has gone all spazy which im not to happy about; every time i put headphones in it starts calling emma it's so weird, ill probably have to send it back :(  oh well i had the funniest french lesson today: we had a cover and she didn't notice anything so the boys were doing a mexican wave at the back someone started passing round notes and the whole class had a massive paper fight (we scrunched up bits of paper and threw it at each other) the best part is that we've been told that we're going to have her instead of the normal evil mole- looking troll we usually have which definitely calls for a mini rave ('0') woop woop!! i feel so smug!

karate

i just graded in karate now im a... *drum roll*

BLUE BELT!!!!!!! i was soooo worried they'd fail me but they didn't i think the worst part is at the end where you have to fight the black belts because they are really scary. it's non contact which is good but my sister still got knocked on the floor, not once but TWICE i didn't so i've just but rubbing that in her face for the last half hour.i was already really nervous about grading and to make it worse my teacher (sensei) wasn't there so i had no one to help :(  at least it's over now hurray! also yesterday was my dads birthday and we got him an epic cake it was so nice i think everyone in my family gets good cakes but me it's so unfair i always get the plain, manky, boring one that nobody wants oh well as one of my friends used to say for
EVERYTHING "life's unfair get over it" and on that wonderfully happy note,
                                                     bye!

world book day and cute hippo!

<-cute hippo <3

sorry i haven't posted on here for a while :/ On Thursday i was world book day and my brother had to dress up as i book character for school. I don't know if you've ever had to get a costume of a book character for a boy but it is REALLY hard i swear there are hardly any boy book characters except from Harry Potter and my brother refused to wear the 3D glasses (with the lenses popped out) and have a lightning bolt drawn on his head with eye-liner. we went out to practically every shop and ended up with a robin hood costume- it was either that or superman. At the moment im in depressed mode as in english we're doing 'the charity project' and for homework we have to find a charity advert and then write a p.e.e paragraph on one of the techniques used which is actually really easy but all the adverts are SOOOOO sad D: oh well

hey peeps,
i have discovered im really rubbish at blogging because i just read my friend fia's blog and she writes about a page for each post and i barely write a paragraph :( im going to try to write more so im sorry if it drags a bit which it probably will 


 Im sooooooooo glad its the weekend i don't think i could take another day of school; I'm usually quite organised but today i think i just lost the plot, it started off with me leaving my history homework at home (making a mini totem pole- we're doing the native americans) then i forget my friends birthday present. I ate jaffa cakes at break time which i think helped although at lunch i ended up wishing i hadn't eaten them; i didn't have much in my lunch so i was relying on my sandwich and mini pot of salad to fill me up sadly when i opened my sandwich it was MOULDY! ugh it was actually blue. Anyway the salad tasted horrible but i ate it in order to avoid starvation.


i should probably tell you about my lessons as i sort of skipped through them :/  To start with i had history which was quite good as we've moved on to a new topic -drum roll- the middle ages! we've even got a trip speaking of which we've also got this trip to some weird Olympic thingy-ma-bob but im not quite sure what that is yet. After history i had textiles and we're making puppets, it's actually quite fun, i had such a fluffy material that all the fluff came off on me and i ended up looking like i'd been attacked by the cookie monster -but more on that later- Then I had science and maths but nothing really happened so ill just skip that.


 Last i had french which was quite funny; remember that blue fluff i was talking about? well i was bored so started picking it off my jumper and making a pile on my table then the boy in front leant back and the fluff stuck to his head. I started laughing because there was a giant pile of blue fluff stuck to his head and he kept pestering to tell him why i was laughing so i said he had blue fluff on his head so he told me to take it off and i refused so he stole my pencil case aaaaand theeeen we got told off for talking.


im actually quite sad because i cant go to my friend's sleepover/bowling party as i have stupid karate grading soon and my dad says i need to go if i want to pass grading and get my blue belt, i suppose he's right i guess life's just unfair like that.


and last but not least its almost EASTER! for lent  i'm wondering if i should give something up and if i do what? any ideas EXCEPT from chocolate?
    


        i guess that's it and i managed to write quite alot and even though it took me ages and is probably really boring, I AM PROUD
        toodle pip!

pancake day

Yesterday was pancake day as you should all know and i came on here wandering what to write and i COMPLETELY forgot about pancake day. anyway i'll tell you a bit about it today; well, yesterday was the first time i actually had pancakes on pancake day, i know it sounds weird but we never seem to buy then. either way they were LOVELY and i was very happy. As i don't have pancakes very often having pancakes makes my day all better absolutely everything else can go wrong but as long as i have my pancakes life is good. Also i found this song on youtube that i thought all random llama lovers (fia) would like. I found it because a boy in my class who is also a random  llama lover was singing it and then he showed it to me on YouTube. enjoy!
                                                           

oatmealy porridgey stuff

today in food tech our teacher made some weird oatmeal stuff and let us eat it and it was surprisingly nice! i haven't posted for a few days so sorry about that that but my internet went all funny :( Also in english we're starting this new topic called the charity project and i have this amazing teacher and she said that originally we were going to make our own charity and make a leaflet but she said she thought that was boring and said we could do something more interesting like a blog so i might be making another one (more info later). i have just started using this thing called scrapblog and it's really cool as you can make your own scrapbook and print them off and they come out really good. LINK!!!! <- link to scrapblog :) 

so booooorreeeddd :(

im so bored there's nothing to do. i just printed out my drama homework; i had to write a poem about my own wonderland (we're doing alice in wonderland) i'm quite proud of it even though most of it doesn't make sense and i would post it on here but it's two pages long and i don't think it's worth the effort. Also my dad and sister are going on this weird diet-ish thing so that means no proper food for a week which is NOT good. Oh well on the brighter side of life my brother's at a party with his friends so at least he can't bug me. Speaking of parties i went to one last Monday it was so much fun. We went bowling and then went to pizza express; while we were in pizza express my friend and i started laughing so much that we almost choked on our food. Anyways see ya peeps. :p

first post! sort of :/

hey peeps
i used to have a blog then i deleted it and now im back! hopefully, HOPEFULLY, this will go better than my old blog.


Anyway the half term holidays are almost over (dun, dun, DUN!) and i ams not in the mood to go back, oh well life goes on
  bye
      Kanky xxx