i have always wondered how police on bikes arrest people:
policeman: alright, get in the basket
guy: but i-
policeman: sir, don't make me use my horn




heeeeey peeps,
sorry i haven't posted in aaagggggggeeeesss i would say it's because i've been busy but that would be a complete and utter lie. All i have been doing these last couple of weeks is listening to Ed Sheeran ( i am obsessed with him at the moment) and watching the Olympics. the opening ceremony for the Olympics was actually A LOT better than i had expected which is always good. i liked the arctic monkeys' performance although i feel like i'm the only one who knew who they were before their performance also sir Paul McCartney's performance was good but i wish he sung more beatles songs. also Emma, the only 2 Beatles that are alive are sir Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr. my sister became a beatles addict and because of her so did i :)

Michael Jackson's sales rocketed after he died...

....just like to point that out to justin beiber's record company 

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hey peeps i can't believe show week is over and i also can't believe i'll be in year 8 soon and another thing i can't believe is that i WON THE JACK PETCHEY AWARD FOR DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!! that was most unexpected  as i only just started dancing last year and it was quite embarrassing because i was so sure i wouldn't get it so when she called out my name i didn't realise and Kate Melon Head had to poke me to get me to go up hehehehe oops... but oh well who cares??? there was another award for contribution which Emma won and EVERYONE BUT Emma knew she would get it, weelll guess that's Emma for you.

I saw the Olympic torch it was REALLY fun and i got a lloyds tsb ribbon thing   

ok i'm done- for now

                bye peeps!

I'm sorry but today it's a very depressing post. i recently saw this happening to a little boy:


my name is Chris, i am three
my eyes are swollen, i cannot see
i must be stupid, i must be bad 
what else could make my daddy so mad?
i wish i was better i wish i wasn't ugly
then maybe my mummy would still want to hug me
i can't say a word or do anything wrong
otherwise i'm locked up all day long
when i'm awake, i'm all alone
the house is dark, my folks aren't home
when my mum does come home, i'll try and be nice 
so maybe i'll just get one whipping tonight
i heard him curse i heard his car
my daddy is back from charlie's bar
he curses again, my name is called
i press myself against the wall
i try to hide from his evil eyes
i'm so afraid now, i'm starting to cry
he finds me weeping, calls me ugly words 
he says it's my fault he suffers at work
he slaps me and hits me and yells at me more
i finally get free and run to the door
but he's already locked it and i start to bawl
he takes me and throws me, hard against the wall
i fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken
but my daddy continues with more bad words spoken
i'm sorry! i scream but it's now much too late
his face has been twisted to a cold, heartless shape
the hurt and the pain again and again
oh please lord have mercy! oh please let it end!
he finally stops, and heads for the door, 
while i lay there, motionless, sprawled on the floor
my name is Chris and i am three
today my daddy murdered me

If some one has an imaginary friend, they're crazy but if thousands of people share that friend, it's a religion... 






Hey peeps i made up an amazing chorus in music the other day (we're making raps) and it's SOOOO amazing we decided not to use it. It goes like this: 

It's time for a change

but don't worry it's never too late or too soon

don't tell me the sky is the limit

when there's footprints on the moon (footprints on the moon)

sooooooo i don't really know what to say but i know things haven't been the best for me these last few weeks but this song makes it all better <3 

by peeps :)

when you think about it, sharks aren't that bad: if a random man came into your home with nothing but a speedo on you'd attack him too, right?


hey peeps sorry i haven't blogged in a while, but in fairness not many people have. I have had a good-ish day today: jacob wasn't in so i didn't have to put up with his constant taunting about the strawberry fair in english (yes, he STILL hasn't got over  that yet) but i had double German -ugh- it is sooooooooooooooooooooooo boring. then in food- tech i made a breakfast that i was really proud of. it was pancakes and strawberries and cream i'll post a picture up as soon as i can :) yesterday i had 3 hours of dancing and only a mini roll to get me through it, i did have juice but Melon Head drunk it all (. _. )     and with that i shall finish
 BYE PEEPS!

"2012 could happen, the world could end and my school would STILL be open"




i was going to wait until it snowed and my school was open to post that quote/saying/thing i made up/thingy-ma-bob/whatever you want to call it, but i thought i'd probably forget it by then...
  
I think i'm probably going to be moved down in english because we had our end of year exams today and yesterday and guess who COMPLETELY forgot about them?.. meeeeeeeeeeeeeee and then i went into panic mode and messed everything up. Don't believe me? well i forgot how to spell the word gray :( if i do well i'm going to post my story i did for my writing on here. Lucky for you i'm most likely to fail :/ also VISIT THIS BLOG : http://www.tubsysblog.blogspot.co.uk/ that is an order from me and it must be obeyed !!!!!! 

"Don't you just hate it when Wikipedia copies your entire homework?" 

I had my ballet exam yesterday (Friday) but i don't think it went very well i don't know why, but nothing felt right. So i'm probably going to get a really bad result (we don't get the results for another 3- 6 weeks) get upset and then curl up in a ball deep inside a cave D: i know it sounds a bit over exaggerated but it could happen- if i could find a cave... 

oh well life goes on   L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N by Noah and the whale


i know the song is a bit weird but it's one of my favourites <3

i can't believe the holidays are pretty much over they were the ABSOLUTE WORST holidays EVER they didn't feel like holidays AT ALL so in a weird way i'm kind of glad they're over *breathes giant sigh of relief* 
anyway bye peeps xxx