i have always wondered how police on bikes arrest people:
policeman: alright, get in the basket
guy: but i-
policeman: sir, don't make me use my horn




heeeeey peeps,
sorry i haven't posted in aaagggggggeeeesss i would say it's because i've been busy but that would be a complete and utter lie. All i have been doing these last couple of weeks is listening to Ed Sheeran ( i am obsessed with him at the moment) and watching the Olympics. the opening ceremony for the Olympics was actually A LOT better than i had expected which is always good. i liked the arctic monkeys' performance although i feel like i'm the only one who knew who they were before their performance also sir Paul McCartney's performance was good but i wish he sung more beatles songs. also Emma, the only 2 Beatles that are alive are sir Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr. my sister became a beatles addict and because of her so did i :)

Michael Jackson's sales rocketed after he died...

....just like to point that out to justin beiber's record company 

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hey peeps i can't believe show week is over and i also can't believe i'll be in year 8 soon and another thing i can't believe is that i WON THE JACK PETCHEY AWARD FOR DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!! that was most unexpected  as i only just started dancing last year and it was quite embarrassing because i was so sure i wouldn't get it so when she called out my name i didn't realise and Kate Melon Head had to poke me to get me to go up hehehehe oops... but oh well who cares??? there was another award for contribution which Emma won and EVERYONE BUT Emma knew she would get it, weelll guess that's Emma for you.

I saw the Olympic torch it was REALLY fun and i got a lloyds tsb ribbon thing   

ok i'm done- for now

                bye peeps!